Sonic Hamlet, an extremely silly adaptation of the Bard's best in which I also starred as lead. Done in collaboration with the Moonshot Podcast Network!
E___cruciating E___perience, my first published short story as part of the Spring 2019 Marr’s Field Journal. An oldie, but still one of my favorites, and only slightly because it features such a fucked-up Easter Bunny.
Games
MILF Murder, the MILFiest mystery for your next murder mystery party.
Mnemesis, the story of a sorceror who can save what he loves most, but only in exchange for one thing: his memories. What will you miss when it's gone? Written in collaboration with Myth Aterlier!
Podcasts
The Friendship Factory, a rewatch podcast about the 2010s phenomenon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its accompanying 2010s fandom. Every week, join Cain and I as we watch another episode of the show, scientifically determine who of the Mane Six is canonical best pony (it's Rarity), and occasionally host some bodacious guests. Right on.
The Low Places campaign of Daniel's Dread Tales, in which I helped protect the world from supernatural threats as Seeker Isabelle Dukakis. Her special talent? IT experience and worker's comp.
Additional Postage Required, a lovely space jamboree from my friend Jay. You can find me in season 1 playing the part of Balth Farrow, and in the upcoming season 2 as writer for [REDACTED] and [I DON'T HAVE AN NDA BUT LMAO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT IT'S CALLED WHEN THE EPISODES RELEASE IDIOT].
Episode 84 of Champs in the Making, the (now completed) Pokémon podcast all about determining the objectively best Pokémon. I thought it was Mienshao, but not all dreams are meant to come true.
The Hyperfixation S2E1, my first guest spot on friend Romi's podcast but far from the last time I'll ever tell someone to get into Kengan Ashura. Hey have you considered getting into Kengan Ashura—
The Hyperfixation S3E10, where I drove a Dodge Charger into Romi's living room and threatened them with the interminable and also extremely fucking sick The Fast & The Furious franchise.
The Hyperfixation S4E9, where I returned one last time to pitch Romi on Record of Ragnarok, a series that will never stop making choices and that's a threat.
Theo Apologizes to his Mom, the time I came onto Not If I Reboot You First and pitched my good friends a turn-based RPG based on the Chronicles of Narnia, with the ultimate aim of fixing Lewis' greatest mistake: not giving Susan a zweihander.
Theo Breaks into EA Headquarters, the time I returned to pitch Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic but with a less fucked-up morality system.
Theo: Rising: ReVengeance, when I forced my way back into Tanner and Lindsay's house to reveal that we'd never left EA Headquarters and were giving Darth Maul his own "Rules of Nature"-based soundtrack.
William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, NIIRYF's 200th episode special! I got to take up the sword from Mr. Samuel L Jackson by performing as Ray Arnold, which immediately makes my life better than yours.
The Extra Planar Coalition, aka that time where we all drank a lot of of hot Danimals in space. I decline to explain.
Dishpit Witches, named for the Dish Pit Witches system, the recording I entered but with a single question: what if Ravenna Khouri were to purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking?
Forgotten Eras, an actual-play in the Interstitial system and my first-ever podcast. I played Zenica the Hunted, fighting my way through the universe of Kingdom Hearts in spite of never in my life playing a Kingdom Hearts game. The podcast has been defunct for a while, but it'll always have a special place in my heart.
Misc
My Bluesky, where I do my best in the same social media hellscape as everyone else.
My itch.io page, where I occasionally remember to indulge my favorite medium (don't tell my mom).
theodoremonkwrites@gmail.com, my inbox for all writing-related inquiries! Hit me up here if you want to hire me, suggest a collaboration, or otherwise tell me that I'm very handsome and strong and making good decisions in life.